While We're Here, Pass This With Me — hamelin-born: violent-darts: ...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
foreverkeeperoftheuniverse
trainsinanime

Just once, I want the hero to go “your wife/sister/mother/whatever would not have wanted this!”, and the villain to go, “actually, we talked about this a lot. She was really into vigilante justice and eye for an eye stuff. She always said, if something like this happens, avenge me.”

dreadlord-mr-son

“Your mother never would have wanted this!”

“Wow you clearly never met my mother.”

violent-darts

“Okay so I was going to say your sister wouldn’t want this, but then - “ 

“ - you realized that was the stupidest fucking thing that’s ever tried to come out of your mouth? and wow is that a high bar -”

“Right, but here’s the thing: okay, so your sister would totally have wanted to do this, but let’s both be honest here, we both loved her, but your sister had some serious temper and impulse control problems. And she wouldn’t’ve wanted you to do this. She would have wanted to come back from the dead and do it herself. So I feel like right now, you should take a step back, and let her work towards her goal if she’s still out there to have it.” 

“ … okay that’s actually a compelling argument.” 

hamelin-born

@deadcatwithaflamethrower

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